Can I sue Pink for defamation of character?

[GreenDoberman]

So last year I meet "Pink" and her husband or boyfriend Corey/Carey? Hart in a bar here in town. Have a few drinks and chat a while and apparently I got a little drunk and rude.

Well fast forward to today and I hear this song by Pink, called "U and UR Hand". Apparently, it is talking about "someone" going home after being brushed off by her and masturbating.

The coincidences are too much for me to think she either plagiarized or is outright defaming me. Are there any Rubber room lawyers willing to work pro bono?

 

[GreenDoberman]

On a side note, a Nickelback song came on afterwards. I think that is at least worth another few g's for mental anguish.

 

[RobFunk]

hahaha in the video it even says something about "The watering hole"

 

[WCBias]

So last year I meet "Pink" and her husband or boyfriend Corey/Carey? Hart in a bar here in town. Have a few drinks and chat a while and apparently I got a little drunk and rude.

Well fast forward to today and I hear this song by Pink, called "U and UR Hand". Apparently, it is talking about "someone" going home after being brushed off by her and masturbating.

The coincidences are too much for me to think she either plagiarized or is outright defaming me. Are there any Rubber room lawyers willing to work pro bono?

My 3-year old loves this song...someone tivo'd it and he's figured out how to use the controller, so he will rewind it and play it repeatedly for hours. Not only that, he asks for it every time we get in the car and turn on the radio.

I can see you and my kid are going to hit it off!

 

[GreenDoberman]

DSethi,
I black out a lot when I drink, but I'm pretty sure it would have been along the lines of "So, if your Pink then show me your Pink".

 

[GreenDoberman]

Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh

Check it out
Going out
On the late night
Looking tight
Feeling nice
It's a cock fight
I can tell
I just know
That it's going down
Tonight
At the door we don't wait 'cause we know them
At the bar six shots just beginning
That's when dickhead put his hands on me
But you see

I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really wanna mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it's over
Before it began
Keep your drink, just gimme the money
It's just you and your hand tonight

Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh

Midnight
I'm drunk
I don't give a fuck
Wanna dance
By myself
Guess you're outta luck
Don't touch
Back up
I'm not the one
by-bye
Listen up, it's just not happening
You can say what you want to your boyfriends
Just let me have my fun tonight-aight

I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really wanna mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it's over
Before it began
Keep your drink, just gimme the money
It's just you and your hand tonight

Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh
Break break break break
Break it down

In the corner with your boys you bet up five bucks
To get at the girl that just walked in but she thinks you suck
We didn't get all dressed up just for you to see
So quit spilling your drinks on me yeah

You know who you are
High five and talkin' shit, but you're going home alone arentcha?

'Cause I'm not here for your entertainment (No)
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second (Just stop and take a second)
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it's over (Know it's over)
Before it began
Keep your dream just give me the money
It's just you and your hand tonight (It's just you and your hand)

I'm not here for your entertainment (No no no)
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second (Just take a second)
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it's over
Before it began
Keep your dream just gimme the money
It's just you and your hand tonight

 

[GreenDoberman]

:drink: I spilled part of my beer on her too!

She made me famous!

 

[GreenDoberman]

Can I make a request for a masturbating smiley?
Is that out of line?
:banger:
uke1:

 

[WCBias]

has your kid started masturbating yet?

hahhaaahahahaahahahahahahahhhahahaha

like father like son

why am i so stupid

Little dude has his hand on his meat always...must be in my genes

 

[GreenDoberman]

Someone find the clip of the kid grabbing his pecker during the wet t-shirt contest. I'm a retard and can't find it. Then we have an idea of WC's kid.

 

[mr21]

does pink have an adams apple? can't stand her on that Sunday night football intro

 

[WVU]

Pink married Corey Hart? WTF?

 

[MrJ]

Don't think I could hit on her even if I was blind drunk.

 

[mlfp]

Little dude has his hand on his meat always...must be in my genes

That's some funny shit, I don't care who you are